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[silence]
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[dramatic music]
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[door opens]
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[engine revving]
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[sobbing]
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[baby crying]
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[crying continues]
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[footsteps approaching]
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[crying continues]
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- Well, what do you think?
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- Jesus Christ.
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I fuckin' told you these movies
would be shit
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and they are pure shit,
literally, they stink.
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I can tell you why you insisted
to show me this trash
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you vain dumb-ass.
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Shave off your stupid brush
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and you'll look precisely
like this retarded pervert.
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Ouch!
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Are we fuckin' done?
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- I kinda like these movies.
Everyone's talking about them.
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Bill doesn't like when things
are more insane than he is.
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[laughing]
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- Watch it, tits!
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[gasps]
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Having the privilege to fuck,
suck me dry
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still doesn't give a woman..
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[sniffs]
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...the right to an opinion.
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- Sir, I'm sorry,
it was just a joke --
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- Shh, shut your pussy mouth
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and go answer my fuckin' mail.
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[sniffs]
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Why do you look so damn pleased?
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- Well, sir, I think I've found
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the solution to
all our problems.
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[telephone ringing]
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- What?
- Mr. Boss, we've got
a code 6 in block 4.
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- Not again. Dammit!
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[dramatic music]
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- Sir, our prison
relatively has
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the highest personnel turnover,
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violence rates,
legal and medical costs
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than any other institution in
the US correctional system.
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Things will have to change fast
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or Governor Hughes
will replace us.
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- Uh-huh? Over my dead body.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Get a load of Billy Boss.
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- What, you think you're
a fucking lone ranger?
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[laughs]
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- I'm no ke-mo fucking
sah-bee, bitch!
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- Please, sir?
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I think I have the solution.
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- Doors, for the boss.
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[buzzing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Scheiss, Nazi.
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[dramatic music]
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- I'm gonna rape you..
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...to fucking death..
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...and it scares you.
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I can see it..
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...you motherfucker.
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- What's his number?
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- Prisoner 297, sir.
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- Make a note.
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I'll treat this walking
skin cancer later on.
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[chuckles]
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[buzzing]
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[screaming]
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- Stop moving!
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Medic's coming.
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- Which cocksucker did this?
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- Hold his arm down,
goddammit.
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- 178, sir.
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- By the way, doc,
I need my physical check up.
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See you in an hour,
at your office.
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- Sir?
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[screaming]
- Did you hear me?
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- Yes, sir!
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Fuck you!
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- Look.
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[groaning]
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- Death, rape
will be your destiny!
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- What's the ape nigger's
masturbation arm?
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- Uh, he's right handed, sir.
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- God!
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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- Turn him around, belly down.
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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You want more?
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- Please, sir, no more.
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Think of the medical expenses.
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- You..
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- When your little monkey bones
are healed..
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...I'll come by for a follow up.
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[screaming]
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[buzzing]
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[groaning]
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- Oh, you..
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[screaming]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- I'm gonna kill you, you wait!
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- You wanna rape me to death?
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- Death trap, death trap,
death trap!
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Come on, motherfuckers!
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[gunfire]
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On your knees!
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[gunfire]
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I want respect!
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[gunfire]
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I deserve respect!
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[gunfire]
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Respect!
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[gunfire]
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Respect!
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Respect!
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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[sobbing]
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- Oh, God.
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[indistinct radio chatter]
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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[beeps]
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- Ow!
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[banging]
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160 to 120.
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Heh!
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Sweet bleeding Jesus.
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- Listen, Bill, my plan --
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- Shut the fuck up.
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I need to relax
for a few minutes!
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- How can you relax
with such problems at hand?
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I -- I believe --
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- I believe..
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...in bringing back
medieval torture methods.
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Reverse hanging, Spanish boots,
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and the good old rack!
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- Statistics show
that the system
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as it is now
just doesn't function.
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- Poisonous Spiders..
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...for prisoners with
arachnophobia.
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Massive force feeding
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with raw slaughterhouse waste
of pork
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for Muslims and Jews.
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Beat them crippled
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with their Torahs,
Korans or Bibles.
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- More than $50 Billion a year
are spent on corrections.
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Yet more than 4 in 10
offenders nationwide
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return to prison within three
years of their release.
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- Eyes for eyes.
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[laughing]
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Ugh!
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Teeth for teeth, times 100!
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A prison should
be a real deterrent
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not a goddamn nursing home.
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- I agree!
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But medieval torture
ain't gonna be the answer.
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Something else will.
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[knock on door]
That's why --
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- Mr. Boss..
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...I have a special
delivery for you.
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- Don't bother me, tits.
Goddammit!
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I have to think!
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- Sorry, sir.
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- No, wait.
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Give it to me.
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Your rolling ass cheeks tell
me what it must be.
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By the way I need my ball sack
emptied before lunch.
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Holy shit.
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- What is that?
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- Tribe leaders in Africa
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chew them for unbelievable
strength.
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- Yeah, but what exactly is it?
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- Dried clitorises.
- What?
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- Clit-o-ris-es!
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[telephone ringing]
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What?
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- We are comin'.
- What?
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- We are comin'
to your office, bitch.
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- Who's this?
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- Oh, you don't
know who I am?
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[laughing]
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It's your death squad coming
to rape you to pieces,
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you fucking white trash!
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- Give me a guard on the line
this instant!
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- Somethin' wrong?
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- Ugh.
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They are coming.
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- Who's comin'?
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- It's a code 8.
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[knock on door]
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[groaning]
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- What's going on?
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- Fuck off!
- Hey!
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[heavy breathing]
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- This time...it is real, jerk!
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Really real!
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- Oh, no. Not again.
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[dramatic music]
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[dial tone]
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- Yes, sir?
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- What's goin' on?
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- Sorry, Mr. Butler,
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346 must have used his
once a month family phone call
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to call Mr. Boss.
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Won't happen again.
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[sighs]
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- False alarm!
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[heavy breathing]
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[knock on door]
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[knock on door]
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- Why didn't you let me in?
What's going on?
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- This goddamn heat
is drivin' me insane.
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- Sir, Doctor Jones called
about your physical --
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- Whoever did this is..
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...fucked!
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[buzzing]
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- Well, your heart is racing.
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Have you been under
a lot of stress?
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- Stress is for pussies.
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[inhales]
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- I also hear a heart murmur.
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- Listen, I'm not fuckin'
paying you to give me bad news.
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- I would like to draw some
blood and do an EKG as well.
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- I demand some
fuckin' good news..
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...or your ass will be fired.
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[inhales]
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There's nothin'
wrong with me, right?
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- You're in
perfect health, sir.
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- Great.
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I knew it.
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Back to work!
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- Fuck! Fuck!
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[grunting]
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00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,259
Billy Boss, good that you
joined the party!
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00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:08,499
- Are there any regrets,
you little phone-action Tonto?
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00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,204
[grunting]
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00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,673
- I would scalp you if you
had any fuckin' hair.
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00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,010
Fuck..
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00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,948
Fucker.. [foreign language]
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00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:28,019
[speaking in foreign language]
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- What is this?
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00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,597
- Water, sir.
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[groaning]
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00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,673
[grunting]
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00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:57,248
- I said boiling water..
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00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,320
...fuck face!
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00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,456
- Yeah, get some teabags
with that too, Earl Grey.
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[laughing]
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00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:11,763
- Please, sir, just think
of the outrageous medical costs.
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It's our jobs on the line here.
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[grunts]
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00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:22,607
- Sir, Governor Hughes
will be arriving in 20 minutes.
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00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,475
- What?
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00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,310
Today?
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00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:29,380
- I thought that lobby whore
would come in on Thursday?
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00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,583
- Uh, sorry, it's -- it's
in the agenda for today.
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- Shit!
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Try to make him touch your ass
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so we can sue his ass
for sexual harassment!
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00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,432
- I will, sir.
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Will you be attending
the execution tonight?
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- You fuckin' know..
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00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,274
...I never go to these
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wellness executions
by injections.
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Sister Dwight will attend
the feel-good penalty.
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- Get me out of here!
277
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,492
- Shut up!
278
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,561
You, timber nigger!
279
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,164
[indistinct radio chatter]
280
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,469
- Uh-huh. Uh!
281
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,670
[grunting]
282
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:31,442
- Guantanamo Style XXL.
283
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,279
- Fuck you, you Nazi!
284
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:39,417
- Boiling water boarding..
285
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,121
...by Bill Boss!
286
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,156
[groaning]
287
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,097
- Eyes for eyes!
288
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,099
[screaming]
289
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,505
[screaming]
290
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:08,012
Teeth for teeth.
291
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,516
[screaming]
292
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,054
Yeah!
293
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,590
[screaming]
294
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:26,330
- Times 100!
295
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,336
[dramatic music]
296
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:51,222
- You lost your soul,
William Boss.
297
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,496
[engine revving]
298
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,937
[indistinct radio chatter]
299
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,939
[buzzing]
300
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,547
- Oh, excuse me, sir.
301
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,850
Um, I'm --
302
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,853
[instrumental music]
303
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,330
- Hmm.
304
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,974
- May I offer you a
305
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:47,211
top of the line
Dominican cigar, governor?
306
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:52,483
- Hmm, I only smoke
Cuban cigars
307
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,252
the world's best.
308
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,424
- You are..
309
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,427
...a native-born citizen
310
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:08,499
of the glorious
United States of America.
311
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:12,270
The greatest nation on earth.
312
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,640
And you are not ashamed to smoke
313
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:20,478
communistic cigars from Cuba?
314
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:26,517
I'm only a German American
from Schweinfurt.
315
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,353
But I feel..
316
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:33,090
...deeply ashamed for you, sir!
317
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,827
Ah!
318
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,435
I apologize.
319
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:48,773
The heat...is driving me crazy.
320
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,909
- Right, the heat.
321
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:58,683
I guess it's your...
depressing statistics.
322
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:02,820
- Statistics are
Mr. Butler's department.
323
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,994
- I -- I -- I know things
aren't going so well.
324
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,864
Um, we are running
costs inefficiently.
325
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,199
- That's true!
326
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:24,008
I'm afraid...I have to fire
poor Mr. Butler.
327
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:29,180
- Poor Mr. Butler.
Your accountant...
has nothing to do with it.
328
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:35,920
Answering violence with violence
is not the way of a real leader.
329
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:39,490
You Bill are no Boss.
330
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,525
You have managed one
thing however..
331
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:47,665
...to damage me
in an election year.
332
00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,168
I'll return in two weeks.
333
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:57,108
When I return, I want changes.
334
00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,644
And if I don't get them..
335
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:03,314
...I will replace you..
336
00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:06,851
...and your accountant,
understood?
337
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:16,260
- Very well, sir.
Sure thing.
338
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,499
No problem, sir!
339
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:28,572
- Fuck! Fuck!
340
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,675
Fuck you!
341
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:37,014
Fuck yourself!
342
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:44,321
You imbecile,
communist, zombie cunt.
343
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:49,593
Nobody insults me like that.
344
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:54,098
I'll stuff your
baggy homosexual shithole
345
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:58,502
with Cuban Cigars
up to your throat!
346
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:02,273
Don't mess with Bill Boss!
347
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,276
- I -- I did everything
I could, I swear to God!
348
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,144
- Please, Boss, will you just
listen to my idea?
349
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,914
- Shut the fuck up!
350
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:17,121
Fuck the sissy psychological
351
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,690
leadership bullshit!
352
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:24,762
My leadership balls
353
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,665
are atom bombs!
354
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:31,869
A 100 megatons each!
355
00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:43,180
I'll teach him leadership!
356
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:49,553
I'll do what I wanted
to do since ages!
357
00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:53,657
Castrate them all!
358
00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:57,528
- No, it won't work
359
00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,697
besides it's permanent!
360
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:03,534
- Send the cockroaches
to the yard!
361
00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:06,604
- But it's 120 degrees outside
362
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:08,806
that's irresponsible!
363
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,174
- Great.
364
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:18,182
Let the pork roast!
365
00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:25,422
[speaking in foreign language]
366
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,597
- Good morning pigs!
367
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:37,334
Good to smell
your acid stink again.
368
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:40,604
A prison is like a swine farm
369
00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:45,276
and I'm your Almighty Lord
370
00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:48,279
and swineherd.
371
00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:51,649
My grandfather owned
a big one in Germany
372
00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:55,152
He castrated
thousands of pigs.
373
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,021
Why?
374
00:25:57,023 --> 00:26:00,591
Because they have
too much testosterone.
375
00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:04,428
That's what makes
'em so aggressive.
376
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,597
You might wonder,
why I'm telling you
377
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:09,433
this touching little story.
378
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,802
One of you lucky cock-suckers
379
00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:16,607
will have the privilege to
experience first as a prototype
380
00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:22,580
the transformation
into a sissy eunuch.
381
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:24,415
Castration will return
382
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,088
all of you back into society
383
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:37,661
as sweet, harmless, submissive
pussy schnitzels.
384
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:40,331
And the winner is..
385
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:46,604
...our awesome tattoo wasp!
386
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:51,742
Sister prisoner 297! Congrats!
387
00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:56,347
Take him to the special cell.
388
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:01,652
Enjoy your sunbath!
389
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,889
- Allahu Akbar!
Allahu Akbar!
390
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,760
- Yeah! Yeah!
391
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:11,729
[dramatic music]
392
00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:21,639
- Hey, warden, I like my men
bald. I think it's sexy.
393
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,941
Why don't you come over here
and suck my dick.
394
00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:26,710
[indistinct chatter on radio]
395
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:41,825
- No worries!
396
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,763
As a child..
397
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:48,365
...I've seen it a hundred times
398
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:49,933
trust me.
399
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:56,173
[dramatic music]
400
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,215
Turn him around..
401
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,353
...facing the wall!
402
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:16,894
[yawning]
403
00:28:18,431 --> 00:28:21,432
[music continues]
404
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:25,035
- Oh, no. Please.
405
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,037
Don't!
406
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:31,542
[music continues]
407
00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:37,748
[moaning]
408
00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,987
[dramatic music]
409
00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:52,229
[music continues]
410
00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:00,070
Ah! You bitch!
411
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,942
Ah!
412
00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:12,516
Ah!
413
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:19,256
- Bring these little fuckers
to the cook!
414
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:22,493
I want 'em medium rare
415
00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:23,994
for lunch!
416
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,901
Hmm.
417
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,577
[screaming]
418
00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,915
Have him stitched up!
419
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,821
Yeah!
420
00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:54,057
Yeah, yeah!
421
00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:57,828
[rattling]
422
00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,665
[moaning]
423
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:10,174
- Oh.
424
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,309
- Hmm.
425
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,378
Oh!
426
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,783
[groaning]
427
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:24,254
- Uh, I'm sorry, sir.
428
00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,757
I -- I can't do it
with Dwight in the room.
429
00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:32,362
- Go ahead for Christ's sake!
430
00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:39,002
Dwight is my pet.
431
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,208
[groaning]
432
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,510
Ah!
433
00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:47,611
Ah!
434
00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:48,846
Whoa.
435
00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,981
Good. Oh.
436
00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,983
Yeah. Yeah.
437
00:31:02,595 --> 00:31:05,562
[groaning]
438
00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:15,939
[thud]
439
00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:18,909
[groaning continues]
440
00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:23,380
[thud]
441
00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:27,851
[exhales sharply]
442
00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:36,493
Come on. Swallow it!
443
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:41,164
I didn't get
your asshole of father
444
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,267
out of prison for nothin'!
445
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,502
Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up!
446
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:48,505
God damn it!
447
00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:52,709
[groaning]
448
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,654
- Sir, could I please have
a candy for the taste?
449
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,589
- Help yourself!
- Don't Daisy, don't.
450
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,658
- Shut up!
451
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:17,100
- Gross, this is salty.
452
00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:21,004
- Back to work, office slut.
453
00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:23,173
Where is my lunch?
I'm fuckin' hungry.
454
00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:29,179
Ah.
455
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:33,383
[indistinct chatter on radio]
456
00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,325
- Here is your lunch, Mr. Boss.
457
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:45,329
- Hmm.
458
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,264
Energy Food!
459
00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:49,266
Ah!
460
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:07,317
- Daddy, I promise you
nothing's wrong.
461
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,087
No. I've just been so busy.
462
00:33:16,929 --> 00:33:18,929
[praying in foreign language]
463
00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:21,765
- I -- I did talk to him
about the hours.
464
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,600
He said that
it's gonna get better.
465
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:38,181
[clears throat]
466
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,991
- Look..
467
00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:50,994
...we are positively
in the papers.
468
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:57,334
"Craig Sinner executed
in George H. W. Bush
469
00:33:57,336 --> 00:34:00,637
state prison at 1:00 A.M."
470
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:03,273
Did you get off last night?
471
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:06,243
- Well, he called for Satan
before he died!
472
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,880
- Putting the cockroach
473
00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:13,517
gently to sleep
with a sissy needle.
474
00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:18,355
Is that the way
475
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,590
he killed the kid?
476
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:26,630
No!
477
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:30,367
Torture castration will be
478
00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:32,869
the final solution.
479
00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,938
- No, it won't!
480
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:44,414
- Why is this shit on my desk?
481
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,084
- Please, please, please, Bill
482
00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:49,920
will you just listen to my idea?
483
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:53,256
- Not when I'm eating
my health food!
484
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,591
[phone ringing]
485
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,859
What?
486
00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:59,162
- Sir, prisoner 297
is about to wake up.
487
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:10,674
- The moment of truth.
488
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,611
- You white fuck!
489
00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:22,152
[screaming]
490
00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:30,427
- Crimson red, thoroughbred.
491
00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:35,165
- I'm still a red man,
you fucker. You white fuck.
492
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:39,002
- When I'm walking free,
I'm gonna stab in your eyes.
493
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,541
- Time for the follow up
as I promised!
494
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,846
[screaming]
495
00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:03,026
[speaking in Hebrew]
496
00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:21,778
- Well, he's still a bit weak
from the incident
497
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,181
but we have given him some
morphine to manage the pain.
498
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:26,750
- I personally castrated him.
499
00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,652
- Yes, we all are aware.
500
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,420
- And tomorrow
501
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,256
we'll start
a fuckin' mass castration
502
00:36:33,258 --> 00:36:35,258
doing them all!
503
00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:46,269
- Thanks, doc,
for fixing everything.
504
00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:48,705
- I owe Mr. Boss big time.
505
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,674
This is the only hospital
that will let me work
506
00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:51,942
without my license.
507
00:36:51,944 --> 00:36:54,010
- You better believe it!
508
00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:56,179
Glad you appreciate it.
509
00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:02,986
[monitor beeping]
510
00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:11,094
Hey, man.
511
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,765
How do you feel?
512
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:19,369
Feel submissive.
Even thankful, I bet.
513
00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,371
[sighs]
514
00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,807
- Ah!
515
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:27,877
You took them, that's okay.
516
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:30,280
I don't need them.
517
00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:31,948
When I get loose
518
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:35,118
I'm gonna find some barb wire
519
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,421
and I'm gonna fuck you
in the ass with it.
520
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,825
And then I'm gonna dig up
your German Nazi parents
521
00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:43,827
and I'm gonna
fucking rape them too.
522
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,998
Sieg heil, motherfucker!
523
00:37:50,535 --> 00:37:53,270
- Yeah, I told you
it wouldn't work.
524
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:57,507
- Shut your filthy mouth!
525
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,113
[grunting]
526
00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:19,996
[flatline]
527
00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:23,767
[sighs]
528
00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:27,070
[coughs]
529
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,107
[dramatic music]
530
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,442
- I'm not getting a heartbeat.
531
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,944
- Resuscitate him.
Quickly! Hurry up!
532
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,913
- I need
a crash cart over here!
533
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:41,584
Alright, it's charging.
534
00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,586
Alright, everybody, clear?
535
00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:45,188
Shocking now.
536
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:53,096
Alright, charging.
537
00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:54,097
Shocking now!
538
00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:57,434
[gasps]
539
00:38:57,436 --> 00:39:00,270
[coughs]
540
00:39:00,272 --> 00:39:04,541
- I'll kill
this creature twice!
541
00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,509
[grunting]
542
00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:20,590
[sighs]
543
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:27,497
[dramatic music]
544
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:48,551
- I do not accept this heat!
545
00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,824
[monitor beeping]
546
00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:58,661
- I want you to watch these.
547
00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:03,233
- Oh, I've seen those.
They're really good.
548
00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:10,407
[heavy breathing]
549
00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:22,652
[dramatic music]
550
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,825
[door creaking]
551
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:37,700
[sighs]
552
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:52,015
- Where have you been?
553
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,262
[sighs]
554
00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:19,909
- I'm gonna shoot all
the malignant cock sockets.
555
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,445
Then you.
556
00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:25,215
And then myself.
557
00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:30,153
What's the goddamn
point of living
558
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:34,858
when even the castration program
doesn't work..
559
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,660
...and I get fired?
560
00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:42,165
- Seriously?
561
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,168
It's also my job,
and my life on the line!
562
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:51,841
- How dare you,
ugly piece of mutant shit
563
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,611
talking to me like that?
564
00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:57,514
- I have been trying to
tell you for days now.
565
00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,983
I have the answer
to all our problems!
566
00:42:01,586 --> 00:42:04,521
We've got to make
a human centipede
of our prisoners.
567
00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:09,092
Sewn ass to mouth
sharing one digestive system.
568
00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:14,964
No more prison fights,
no more assaults on guards,
no more disrespect.
569
00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,833
They will literally be
on their knees
570
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:20,770
begging for your mercy
and it's the ultimate deterrent
571
00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:24,674
for those considering
a career in crime.
572
00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:26,109
It's brilliant!
573
00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:28,778
We don't gotta to deal
with their shit no more.
574
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,247
They just gotta deal
with each other's.
575
00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:32,582
- What?
576
00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:38,187
That B movie shit?
577
00:42:41,693 --> 00:42:43,259
Impossible!
578
00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:45,295
- No! It is possible.
579
00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:49,032
That's why I let Daisy make
an appointment with Mr. Tom Six
580
00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:51,000
creator of these films.
581
00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:54,504
He claims that it's 100%
medically accurate!
582
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,875
- The man is still
in his potty stage.
583
00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:02,445
A poop infatuated toddler.
584
00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,147
You call him now
585
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:07,984
and tell him I don't speak
with a stupid filmmaker
586
00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:10,753
about his poop fetish!
587
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,423
- Fine then, we'll get fired!
588
00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,525
- You..
589
00:43:15,527 --> 00:43:18,261
...are fired!
590
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,597
Right now!
591
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:24,200
- You know, Bill Boss,
I used to look up to you.
592
00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,803
I used to idol-worship you.
593
00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:28,838
I worked 10 years for you
594
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,442
and I grew this stupid
mustache to look like you.
595
00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:35,712
But I know what you are.
596
00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:39,816
You are a sadistic,
vile, asshole.
597
00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:42,919
- Get out of my face.
598
00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:47,490
You malignant midget!
599
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,505
[sobbing]
600
00:44:15,754 --> 00:44:17,654
[sighs]
601
00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:31,567
I just saved
your fuckin' life!
602
00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,341
[coughing]
603
00:44:39,778 --> 00:44:40,943
[groaning]
604
00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:47,684
[screaming]
605
00:44:53,758 --> 00:44:55,024
[grunts]
606
00:44:58,596 --> 00:45:02,198
I hate..
607
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:07,003
...human beings!
608
00:45:15,113 --> 00:45:16,746
[glass shatters]
609
00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:38,267
[exhales]
610
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,915
Black, chicken slave niggers..
611
00:45:54,152 --> 00:45:59,922
...mother fisting, baby raping
Mexican lowlifes.
612
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:05,828
Me cago en la madre
que te pario.
613
00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:09,632
Circumcised, ugly
614
00:46:09,634 --> 00:46:12,468
Jewish goat fuckers.
615
00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:17,340
Pubic hair bearded
Islamic halal pigs.
616
00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:22,178
Jesus fuckin'
bleached assholes.
617
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:26,182
Impotent, yellow faced,
618
00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:29,185
narrow eyed coons!
619
00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:31,187
[megaphone screeching]
620
00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:56,445
[sighs]
621
00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:07,423
[intense music]
622
00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:20,837
Guards?
623
00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,585
Dwight!
624
00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,522
[laughing]
625
00:47:40,258 --> 00:47:42,925
How you all..
626
00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,594
...got out of your cells?
627
00:47:44,596 --> 00:47:47,396
Go back to your cells,
immediately.
628
00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:53,536
I only follow orders.
629
00:47:54,973 --> 00:47:58,941
I just try to do my job.
630
00:47:58,943 --> 00:48:02,278
Please forgive me and let me go.
631
00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:08,150
I will pardon all of you!
632
00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:10,686
No!
633
00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:14,023
I just let you go..
634
00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:17,360
...immediately, you can go.
635
00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:21,497
Go, go!
636
00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:25,268
See your fuck..
637
00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:30,473
See your loved ones.
638
00:48:30,475 --> 00:48:33,542
I have a heart problem..
639
00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:37,680
...and diabetes mellitus!
640
00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:44,987
Under stress
I could get a severe attack..
641
00:48:44,989 --> 00:48:47,590
...that would kill me!
642
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:48,724
[screaming]
643
00:48:50,628 --> 00:48:52,261
[grunts]
644
00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:01,671
- Today is your day
645
00:49:01,673 --> 00:49:04,674
to be fucked
like the rest of us.
646
00:49:04,676 --> 00:49:09,111
But I'm not gonna do you
in your stinking ass.
647
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,913
I'm gonna cut me a fresh hole
648
00:49:10,915 --> 00:49:14,250
in your soft kidney tissue.
649
00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:15,851
- Belly down!
650
00:49:16,821 --> 00:49:19,088
[crying]
651
00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:20,823
Death rape!
652
00:49:20,825 --> 00:49:23,826
[screaming]
653
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,367
- Death rape!
- Death rape!
654
00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:38,441
[screaming]
655
00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:47,316
- Oh, shit, this shit
feels good.
656
00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:50,152
- Death rape!
- Death rape!
657
00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,457
- You like that, daddy?
658
00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,592
Oh, yeah. Ooh.
659
00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:58,594
- Death rape!
- Death rape!
660
00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,863
- Death rape!
- Death rape!
661
00:50:04,769 --> 00:50:06,936
- Death rape!
- Death rape!
662
00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:09,171
- Don't move, here it comes!
663
00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:11,240
[grunts]
664
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:15,878
[gasps]
665
00:50:25,757 --> 00:50:27,023
[groans]
666
00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:49,845
[indistinct radio chatter]
667
00:50:53,785 --> 00:50:55,918
[telephone ringing]
668
00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:58,854
- What?
669
00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:02,024
- Sir, Mr. Tom Six
is at the gate.
670
00:51:02,026 --> 00:51:03,159
- Send him in.
671
00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:06,062
[instrumental music]
672
00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:18,874
- Dwight!
673
00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:33,923
- Didn't I fire you?
674
00:51:33,925 --> 00:51:35,958
- I'm gonna give you
one last chance
675
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,593
and if you don't like
what you hear
676
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,328
then I'll quit myself!
677
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,066
- Uh-huh.
678
00:51:47,004 --> 00:51:49,672
- Mr. Tom Six!
It's so great to meet you.
679
00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:52,007
My name's Daisy, uh, I was
wondering if you could sign
680
00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,676
an autograph for me
before you go in.
681
00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:55,578
- Sure, babe.
- Thank you.
682
00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:58,747
You're even more
handsome in person.
683
00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,249
- Thanks.
684
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,419
- Uh, let me show you in.
685
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:07,490
Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Six.
686
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:12,595
- Ah, Mr. Six,
it's nice meet you.
687
00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:14,630
- Hello, sir.
- My name is Dwight Butler.
688
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,799
This is my boss,
Mr. Bill Boss.
689
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,334
- Sir.
690
00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:21,203
- Please take a seat.
691
00:52:23,107 --> 00:52:24,940
- First of all, Mr. Six,
I'd like to say
692
00:52:24,942 --> 00:52:27,309
congratulations on your movies.
693
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,112
They've become
a -- a cultural mime.
694
00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:32,581
I mean, there is
the "South Park" episode
695
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,583
of the Human Centipede.
696
00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:38,687
And then there's the LA porn
parody, and the cat toys.
697
00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:42,491
- I don't have
the time for this..
698
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,660
...fan shit shat.
699
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,328
[knock on door]
700
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,534
- Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
701
00:52:53,304 --> 00:52:56,772
Prisoner 297 had a heart attack
702
00:52:56,774 --> 00:52:59,175
and I had to resuscitate
him again.
703
00:53:00,111 --> 00:53:02,778
But, um, he's stable now.
704
00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:07,082
I.. Mr. Six, this is a big
pleasure 'cause I'm a big fan!
705
00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:10,486
- Uh, thank you sir.
706
00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:11,921
[groans]
707
00:53:11,923 --> 00:53:13,756
- Well, we are gathered
here today.
708
00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:15,824
Glad to investigate
the possibility
709
00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:21,263
of applying Mr. Six's
human centipede idea
to our prison.
710
00:53:21,265 --> 00:53:23,933
I mean, is it
100% medically accurate?
711
00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:29,605
- This is my desk!
712
00:53:30,942 --> 00:53:33,609
In my headquarters!
713
00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:36,445
At my penitentiary!
714
00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:37,813
Wake up!
715
00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:41,850
We're not in a movie
here playing some idiots!
716
00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:44,186
- Well, it is 100%
medically accurate.
717
00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:46,488
I consulted a real surgeon
in Amsterdam
718
00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:49,091
and he made a very detailed
operation report for me
719
00:53:49,093 --> 00:53:50,626
and he said he could
actually make
720
00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:52,761
a human centipede
in his hospital.
721
00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:55,598
I brought the, uh,
operation reports
722
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,366
and the drawings..
723
00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:00,836
...so maybe you can
have a look at that?
724
00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:12,414
[clears throat]
725
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:13,515
- Okay, uh..
726
00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,251
- What do you think, doc?
727
00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:20,155
- Well, from what I see here,
uh, it looks..
728
00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:22,258
...medically accurate.
729
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,592
- You're sure?
730
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,795
- You would have to give
anti-rejection medication
731
00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,964
and there is always
the risk of infection
732
00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:31,433
during the healing
process, but, uh..
733
00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:36,005
...yeah, I'm sure.
734
00:54:36,007 --> 00:54:38,007
- But what about the excretia?
735
00:54:38,009 --> 00:54:41,610
- Well, the feces wouldn't be
contaminated by outside bacteria
736
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,345
because it would be going from
737
00:54:43,347 --> 00:54:45,080
one digestive tract
to another.
738
00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:47,249
So it wouldn't be harmful.
739
00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:50,319
But there wouldn't be
much nutritional value.
740
00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:54,857
On the other hand if you gave
a series of, uh, injections
741
00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:57,459
of fluids with plenty
of vitamins and minerals
742
00:54:57,461 --> 00:55:00,296
I don't see why
someone couldn't survive
743
00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:02,598
a lifetime in this position.
744
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,034
- Aah! Gentlemen.
745
00:55:08,306 --> 00:55:09,672
[instrumental music]
746
00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:14,243
This is a historical moment.
747
00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:20,416
This is beyond
medieval torture!
748
00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:23,452
Beyond castration!
749
00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:28,324
The ultimate correction
nationwide.
750
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:34,196
We have business
on hand, gentlemen.
751
00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:35,964
We start immediately.
752
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:37,800
- No, the surgery
can't be done
753
00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:40,269
like in Tom Six's movies.
754
00:55:40,271 --> 00:55:42,771
We have to take into account
of the fact that
755
00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:44,039
at the end of their sentence
756
00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,974
the prisoners have
to be released
757
00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,610
without being mutilated.
758
00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:52,081
So I've been
thinking about this.
759
00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:55,918
What we have is instead of
the pulling of the teeth
760
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,954
we have a gastro-intestinal
bite-ring
761
00:55:58,956 --> 00:56:02,624
that holds the mouth open,
so they can't stop the feces
762
00:56:02,626 --> 00:56:04,927
from coming into their system.
763
00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:08,630
Instead of the cutting
of the knee ligaments
764
00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:10,466
we simply inject
765
00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:13,669
to induce temporary paralysis
in that joint.
766
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,772
Then, to attach the head
767
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,475
to the buttocks
of the person in front
768
00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:22,111
we have a system
of leather straps
769
00:56:22,113 --> 00:56:25,748
which can be adjusted,
pulled in tight and then undone
770
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,583
for when we release.
771
00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:32,020
At the end of their sentence
and taken out of the centipede
772
00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:35,691
there's only a slight scar
round their mouth and anus.
773
00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:43,599
Well, doctor,
what do you think?
774
00:56:43,601 --> 00:56:45,267
Is it possible?
775
00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:48,103
- Very clever, Mr. Butler.
776
00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:51,707
But this, all of this
is beginning to be
777
00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:56,111
in serious conflict
with my Hippocratic oath.
778
00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:01,583
If I back out of this,
I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?
779
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:06,021
- Very clever thinking,
Mr. Jones.
780
00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:08,424
- You know, my original idea
for the Human Centipede films
781
00:57:08,426 --> 00:57:10,993
was sewing a child molester's
mouth to the anus
782
00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:14,129
of a fat truck driver, as
a punishment, so I love this.
783
00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:16,298
- I just got
an even better idea
784
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:20,702
for our life-time-trash
and the death-row-scum.
785
00:57:20,704 --> 00:57:26,141
But I'll talk
to my loyal doctor first.
786
00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:31,113
- Gentlemen, you may use
my human centipede idea,
but on one condition.
787
00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:34,583
I have witnessed all the fake
latex stuff on my movie sets.
788
00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:38,153
Now I insist on attending
one of your real
789
00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:40,322
mouth to anus operations.
790
00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:43,258
- Deal.
791
00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:48,330
I put you in charge
of the whole operation, doctor!
792
00:57:49,934 --> 00:57:53,035
Soon you'll lead..
793
00:57:53,037 --> 00:57:57,940
...surgical teams all over
the States.
794
00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:01,810
- Fantastic!
795
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:06,081
Uh, we are going to need
a much bigger surgical team.
796
00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:09,151
We have to run blood workups
on all the prisoners,
797
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:11,854
uh, test their stool samples
for parasites.
798
00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:13,889
- Whatever you need, doc.
799
00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:21,096
I've another brilliant idea.
800
00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:26,768
We'll show the cockroaches
the two Human Centipede films
801
00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:33,308
back to back
at their monthly film night
802
00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:36,612
and then..
803
00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:40,082
...I'll announce
them their fate.
804
00:58:40,084 --> 00:58:43,752
- The prisoners will tear
this place apart.
805
00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:46,989
We have to do this without the
fore knowledge of our clientele.
806
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,426
- Shut up, pooper.
807
00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:59,935
- How dare you
turn your back on me?
808
00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:01,937
[indistinct]
809
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,341
[groans]
810
00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:09,745
- Oh!
- Oh!
811
00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:20,322
- Yo, what the fuck is this?
812
00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:24,793
- This trash
occupies a world
813
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:27,763
where the stars don't shine.
814
00:59:28,832 --> 00:59:32,167
- Come on, swallow it, bitch.
815
00:59:33,037 --> 00:59:35,771
- No!
- Swallow.
816
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,674
[speaking Arabic]
817
00:59:41,445 --> 00:59:43,712
[laughing]
818
00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:44,846
- What the fuck?
819
00:59:44,848 --> 00:59:47,149
[screaming]
820
00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:56,258
- Oh, man!
821
00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:03,599
- These films risk
causing harm.
822
01:00:03,601 --> 01:00:05,434
They should be banned!
823
01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:06,902
- Ha!
824
01:00:07,871 --> 01:00:09,605
- Turn that shit off!
825
01:00:10,975 --> 01:00:14,009
[screaming]
826
01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:25,587
[machine gun firing]
827
01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:31,360
- Hey cockroaches
828
01:00:31,362 --> 01:00:33,662
did you like these films?
829
01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:36,932
I handpicked them for you
830
01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:40,302
as an instructional
831
01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:43,538
and mental training.
832
01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:45,207
The world's first
833
01:00:45,209 --> 01:00:49,077
human-prison centipede
834
01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:53,081
will finally teach you
835
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:58,353
how to become humans.
836
01:00:58,355 --> 01:01:00,489
- I don't think
this is a very good idea.
837
01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:02,457
- Literally
838
01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:07,195
on your fucking hands and knees.
839
01:01:08,499 --> 01:01:09,798
[screaming]
840
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,835
- Your ugly pussy mouths
841
01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:18,040
sewn to an unwiped asshole
842
01:01:18,042 --> 01:01:21,109
feeding of the diarrhea
843
01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,712
from your fellow inmate.
844
01:01:23,714 --> 01:01:26,348
I can't wait
845
01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:30,752
to see..
846
01:01:31,955 --> 01:01:34,690
...your pure
847
01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:37,526
agony!
848
01:01:40,431 --> 01:01:43,031
[screaming]
849
01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:45,000
[alarm blaring]
850
01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:46,168
Help!
851
01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,171
Help!
852
01:01:52,643 --> 01:01:54,209
Help!
853
01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:59,414
[screaming]
854
01:02:10,594 --> 01:02:12,427
[alarm blaring]
855
01:02:12,429 --> 01:02:13,595
[indistinct yelling]
856
01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:16,465
- What's going on?
What's going on?
857
01:02:16,467 --> 01:02:18,734
- Shut up!
858
01:02:29,646 --> 01:02:31,446
- Don't hurt me,
Bill Boss is in there.
859
01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:33,749
I have nothing to do with
this, I swear to God!
860
01:02:35,619 --> 01:02:36,852
[grunts]
861
01:02:39,623 --> 01:02:41,590
- Special forces immediately!
862
01:02:43,594 --> 01:02:44,993
[grunting]
863
01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:52,234
[grunting]
864
01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:57,038
[coughing]
865
01:03:03,847 --> 01:03:05,180
[glass shattering]
866
01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:07,082
- Get the fucking door!
867
01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:09,551
[screaming]
868
01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:16,558
[helicopter whirring]
869
01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:22,664
- It's time to fuck!
870
01:03:25,102 --> 01:03:26,368
[gunshot]
871
01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:30,505
[indistinct chatter on radio]
872
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:37,746
[machine gun firing]
873
01:03:38,816 --> 01:03:40,916
[indistinct yelling]
874
01:03:51,428 --> 01:03:52,994
- Bill!
875
01:03:54,698 --> 01:03:56,264
- Here.
876
01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:58,166
I'm here.
877
01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:00,435
- Where are you?
878
01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:02,370
- Here.
879
01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:08,043
Over here, I need help.
880
01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:11,613
- Got eyes on Bill Boss.
881
01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:14,216
- Thank God, I just
couldn't find you.
882
01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:19,254
The situation's
under control now.
883
01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:22,824
But they, they
really hurt Daisy.
884
01:04:24,795 --> 01:04:27,829
- Can't you see I'm hurt?
885
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:34,436
Get the medical team for me!
886
01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,171
Hurry up!
887
01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:44,212
It's an emergency!
888
01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,151
[groans]
889
01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:57,993
Now it's
890
01:04:57,995 --> 01:05:01,897
hell on Earth!
891
01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:05,000
Do you hear me?
892
01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:11,773
Scum of the..
893
01:05:11,775 --> 01:05:15,844
...universe!
894
01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:20,215
Ah!
895
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:26,354
The "Silence of the Lambs."
896
01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:30,892
Sedation rifle!
897
01:05:41,171 --> 01:05:42,404
- Fuck!
898
01:05:46,209 --> 01:05:47,776
- No worries.
899
01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:50,278
It's only a sedation rifle.
900
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,346
[screaming]
901
01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:52,480
[gunshot]
902
01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:03,591
[gunshot]
903
01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:18,173
- No!
904
01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:22,377
- Fuck you!
905
01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:29,751
[gunshot]
906
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,759
- Gentlemen.
907
01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:42,497
Unleash..
908
01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:50,905
...hell!
909
01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:55,577
[buzzing]
910
01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:01,082
Ugh!
911
01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:09,491
Their submissiveness
912
01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:12,660
gives me a huge erection.
913
01:07:16,967 --> 01:07:19,467
Death rape, death rape
914
01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:21,970
rape, rape, rape.
915
01:07:21,972 --> 01:07:24,606
Eyes for eyes
916
01:07:24,608 --> 01:07:27,108
teeth for teeth.
917
01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:29,110
Get the fucking scum
918
01:07:29,112 --> 01:07:31,513
on their fucking knees.
919
01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:33,415
On your fucking knees
920
01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:35,950
on your fucking, fucking knees.
921
01:07:35,952 --> 01:07:37,819
Get the fucking scum
922
01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:40,088
on their fucking knees
923
01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,689
on their fucking, fucking
924
01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:44,359
fucking, fucking knees.
Ha ha ha.
925
01:07:47,998 --> 01:07:50,765
I'll explain.
926
01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:53,535
This spectacular operation
927
01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:55,603
only once.
928
01:07:55,605 --> 01:07:57,472
We start
929
01:07:57,474 --> 01:08:00,141
with injections
into the lig --
930
01:08:00,143 --> 01:08:02,043
- Ligamenta patellae.
931
01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:05,146
- Ligamenta patellae.
932
01:08:05,148 --> 01:08:08,616
Paralyzing the ligaments
of your kneecaps.
933
01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:11,619
So knee-extension
934
01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:14,089
is no longer possible.
935
01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:18,259
Your lips and anuses
936
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,862
are cut circular
along the border
937
01:08:20,864 --> 01:08:24,165
between skin and mucosa,
the muc --
938
01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:26,034
- Mucous-cutaneous.
939
01:08:26,036 --> 01:08:29,270
- Mucous-cutaneous zone.
940
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,473
Then we combine
941
01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:34,809
those circular mucosa
and skin parts
942
01:08:34,811 --> 01:08:37,178
of anus and mouth
943
01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:41,249
creating a human centipede
944
01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:45,687
connected via
your gastric systems.
945
01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:47,222
Gentlemen.
946
01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:51,493
Put them to sleep.
947
01:09:01,705 --> 01:09:03,471
- By the way,
what are your plans
948
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:06,574
for the life sentenced
and death row prisoners?
949
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,746
- Wait and wonder, peepheart.
950
01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:20,522
How's it going, doc?
951
01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:23,091
- Right on schedule,
five surgical teams
952
01:09:23,093 --> 01:09:24,259
working round the clock.
953
01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:26,528
Those teams creating
centipede segments
954
01:09:26,530 --> 01:09:29,597
of three prisoners each,
which are then taken outside
955
01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:31,766
to the hospital tents
956
01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:34,602
and then they are sewn
into the final
957
01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:37,205
larger human centipede chain.
958
01:09:38,441 --> 01:09:40,808
- Marvelous, doc.
959
01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:42,844
- Since I have you here..
960
01:09:45,749 --> 01:09:47,749
...what do you want to do
with this prisoner?
961
01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:49,417
He has Crohn's disease.
962
01:09:49,419 --> 01:09:50,685
[farting]
963
01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:53,688
- What the fuck
is Crohn's disease?
964
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:57,292
- It's an inflammatory
bowel disorder.
965
01:09:57,294 --> 01:09:59,327
The prisoner has
constant diarrhea.
966
01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:03,665
- Who'll kiss his ass?
967
01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:09,437
Our awesome..
968
01:10:10,507 --> 01:10:12,574
...tattoo wasp!
969
01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:16,711
The white, anal
970
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:19,280
sexing prostitute.
971
01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:23,318
- Please.
972
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,986
One more chance.
973
01:10:24,988 --> 01:10:28,256
please don't sew me
into a human centipede.
974
01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:29,357
I beg you.
975
01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:30,758
- Yeah yeah.
976
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,126
[sniffles]
977
01:10:32,128 --> 01:10:34,629
Your whining
978
01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:37,899
makes my dick even harder.
979
01:10:41,871 --> 01:10:46,007
Revenge is so sweet.
980
01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:51,913
Take it into your sleep.
981
01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:54,482
- We have another
problem at hand.
982
01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:16,804
- That's fuckin' gross!
983
01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,973
- I have a stoma
984
01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:21,676
and you have a problem.
985
01:11:21,678 --> 01:11:23,111
Thank God.
986
01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:25,647
[speaking in foreign language]
987
01:11:25,649 --> 01:11:28,483
Now I finally discovered
why they blessed me
988
01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:31,452
with a lifetime stoma. Ha ha ha.
989
01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:34,422
[laughs]
990
01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:37,091
- This guy is repulsive.
991
01:11:37,093 --> 01:11:39,160
Maybe it's a fake.
992
01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:41,362
With Mexicans, you never know.
993
01:11:43,533 --> 01:11:44,999
[grunts]
994
01:11:47,203 --> 01:11:49,504
No fake.
995
01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:52,040
No way to integrate him, doc?
996
01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:54,842
- His rectum is sewn shut, no.
997
01:11:58,281 --> 01:12:00,114
- Finish him off then.
998
01:12:00,116 --> 01:12:02,350
- I'm sorry.
999
01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:05,353
But I have cooperated
with you and I will..
1000
01:12:05,355 --> 01:12:07,255
...continue to cooperate.
1001
01:12:07,257 --> 01:12:10,725
But I will not
just kill prisoners!
1002
01:12:11,261 --> 01:12:13,561
- Jesus Christ.
1003
01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:17,765
Chicken shit!
1004
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:19,701
- Excuse me.
1005
01:12:19,703 --> 01:12:21,536
I have work to do.
1006
01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:30,044
- My friend, you don't match.
1007
01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:32,647
I have to kill you.
1008
01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:36,484
Take it fucking personally!
1009
01:12:38,154 --> 01:12:39,654
[gunshot]
1010
01:12:41,091 --> 01:12:42,924
Ooh.
1011
01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:46,994
Ugh!
1012
01:12:48,098 --> 01:12:49,931
Take my gun.
1013
01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:57,271
Wash it, oil it, disinfect it.
1014
01:12:57,273 --> 01:12:59,941
If I sniff the tiniest stink
1015
01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:02,176
you'll suck a bullet out of it.
1016
01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:09,083
- And what do you
want to do with him?
1017
01:13:09,085 --> 01:13:12,320
- I am sick and tired
of your vegetables.
1018
01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:15,490
[screams]
1019
01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:17,058
[gunshot]
1020
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,434
- What the fuck!
1021
01:13:26,436 --> 01:13:29,337
- Please, sir, can we go
and see Daisy now?
1022
01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:37,745
Just look at her.
1023
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:41,115
She is the only beautiful and
sweet thing about this place.
1024
01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:43,751
I think she should be treated
in a regular hospital.
1025
01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:45,686
- No.
1026
01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:48,956
I want my cock socket close.
1027
01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,426
Beaten up women
1028
01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:54,328
make me so horny.
1029
01:13:56,366 --> 01:13:58,866
- Please, Bill, don't.
1030
01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,269
- Jesus Christ.
1031
01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:03,938
- I beg you.
1032
01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:09,644
I...I love her.
1033
01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:13,080
- Even the corpse of a spastic
would turn you down.
1034
01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:14,682
Fuck off!
1035
01:14:15,752 --> 01:14:17,819
Ah!
1036
01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:20,688
[intense music]
1037
01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:39,540
I'll make you
squirt even in a coma.
1038
01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:55,022
- Alright, we're all done.
1039
01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,657
- Good job.
1040
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:15,510
[indistinct yelling]
1041
01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:27,088
I want you to make sure
1042
01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:30,124
that the world premiere
of the first
1043
01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:32,960
human-prison centipede
1044
01:15:32,962 --> 01:15:35,263
is guaranteed
1045
01:15:35,265 --> 01:15:38,432
to take place the moment
1046
01:15:38,434 --> 01:15:41,135
our communist governor
1047
01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:44,372
appears at the gate
to destroy us!
1048
01:15:44,374 --> 01:15:46,274
- Well, there is only
1049
01:15:46,276 --> 01:15:48,442
16 more prisoners left
1050
01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:50,111
to undergo the procedure.
1051
01:15:50,113 --> 01:15:53,247
After that
the human-prison centipede
1052
01:15:53,249 --> 01:15:55,950
will be finally complete
1053
01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:58,586
on time and under budget.
1054
01:15:58,588 --> 01:16:00,821
- They did their magic.
1055
01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:03,324
[sniffles]
1056
01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:06,494
Thank God for Africa!
1057
01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:12,033
Thank God for female
circumcision!
1058
01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:22,343
Private rehearsal!
1059
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:31,752
Let's hear what
our zombie governor
1060
01:16:32,789 --> 01:16:34,488
will have to say.
1061
01:16:56,446 --> 01:16:58,646
- May I offer you a genuine
1062
01:16:58,648 --> 01:17:01,082
Dominican Republic cigar?
1063
01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:04,852
- I only smoke Cuban cigars
1064
01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:06,821
best in the world.
1065
01:17:06,823 --> 01:17:09,156
No! Just kidding.
1066
01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:13,928
After having seen the miracle
1067
01:17:13,930 --> 01:17:18,666
of the first
human-prison centipede
1068
01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:21,102
I'll never again touch
1069
01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:24,271
a communistic cigar from Cuba
1070
01:17:24,273 --> 01:17:29,343
because you, Sir William Boss
1071
01:17:29,345 --> 01:17:32,546
you are the new American hero.
1072
01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:36,617
You are in the Hall of Fame
1073
01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:38,419
with George Patton
1074
01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:40,287
Neil Armstrong
1075
01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:42,490
and Muhammad Ali.
1076
01:17:42,492 --> 01:17:44,659
Thanks to you.
1077
01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:47,261
Our glorious nation
1078
01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:49,830
will be the example
1079
01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,298
to the world again.
1080
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:55,703
A proud, safe nation
1081
01:17:55,705 --> 01:17:58,773
with hardly any crime.
1082
01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:01,676
Your idea, Sir William
1083
01:18:01,678 --> 01:18:04,578
is of absolute genius.
1084
01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:08,816
You will be honored personally
1085
01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:13,487
by the President of
the United States of America.
1086
01:18:14,590 --> 01:18:15,856
[whistling]
1087
01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:18,693
- Actually, it was
my accountant
1088
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:20,594
Mr. Dwight Butler
1089
01:18:20,596 --> 01:18:22,897
it was his brilliant idea.
1090
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:26,467
- Oh, yeah.
1091
01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,335
You did it.
1092
01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:37,111
You fucking..
1093
01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:39,547
...fucking did it.
1094
01:18:43,419 --> 01:18:44,485
[horn honking]
1095
01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:48,489
[telephone ringing]
1096
01:18:49,592 --> 01:18:52,126
[laughs]
1097
01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:54,095
Mr. President.
1098
01:18:54,097 --> 01:18:56,664
It's me,
William Boss, call me Bill.
1099
01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,667
- Sir, Mr. Tom Six
is at the gate.
1100
01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:02,336
Sir?
1101
01:19:03,606 --> 01:19:05,239
Sir?
- What?
1102
01:19:07,543 --> 01:19:08,642
- Sir?
1103
01:19:08,644 --> 01:19:11,679
[instrumental music]
1104
01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:16,584
- Oh, man, I am so excited
1105
01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:19,587
to see the real
mouth to ass operation.
1106
01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:21,288
Prove all the skeptics wrong.
1107
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,125
It is 100% medically accurate.
1108
01:19:24,127 --> 01:19:26,393
I'm gonna be so rich and famous.
1109
01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:34,869
- You owe me big time, mister.
1110
01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:45,246
- I'm already
eating my own shit.
1111
01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:50,985
I want to be
in the prison-human centipede.
1112
01:19:50,987 --> 01:19:52,119
[laughs]
1113
01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:53,420
[gun cocks]
1114
01:19:53,422 --> 01:19:55,256
- Wait, can't we use him
1115
01:19:55,258 --> 01:19:56,690
in the media conference?
1116
01:19:56,692 --> 01:19:58,325
- No.
1117
01:20:00,263 --> 01:20:01,829
[gunshots]
1118
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:09,670
I don't want anyone
1119
01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:11,505
liking this!
1120
01:20:13,009 --> 01:20:16,143
- Oh, man, this is so wrong.
1121
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,411
- Come on.
1122
01:20:42,271 --> 01:20:43,470
- Wash, please.
1123
01:20:43,472 --> 01:20:44,605
- Wash.
1124
01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:47,508
Yeah.
1125
01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:00,621
- Marker.
1126
01:21:00,623 --> 01:21:02,389
- Marker!
1127
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,694
Yeah.
1128
01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:22,343
My hands are shaking
with excitement!
1129
01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:24,578
What about you, Six?
1130
01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:27,314
Having a hard-on?
1131
01:21:27,316 --> 01:21:30,150
[laughing]
1132
01:21:30,686 --> 01:21:33,587
Look at this.
1133
01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:43,964
Oh, yeah, oh..
1134
01:21:43,966 --> 01:21:46,634
...yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1135
01:21:46,636 --> 01:21:49,837
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1136
01:21:51,274 --> 01:21:53,607
Six, I am gonna show you
1137
01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:57,344
some Human Centipede
improvement.
1138
01:21:57,346 --> 01:21:59,480
Copyright, Bill Boss.
1139
01:21:59,482 --> 01:22:01,949
Follow me!
1140
01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:05,719
¶ Bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bangin' ¶¶
1141
01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:35,983
- Oh, oh.
1142
01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:46,260
- What a poor pussy, huh?
1143
01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:50,097
- What in the hell is this?
1144
01:22:50,099 --> 01:22:53,767
- Wait and see, Dwighty.
1145
01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:58,706
¶ Wait and wonder ¶
1146
01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:01,642
¶ Wait and see ¶
1147
01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:04,445
¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶
1148
01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:07,014
¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶
1149
01:23:07,016 --> 01:23:09,583
¶ Wait and wonder ¶
1150
01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,819
¶ Wait and see ¶
1151
01:23:11,821 --> 01:23:14,755
¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶¶
1152
01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:17,758
[instrumental music]
1153
01:23:22,765 --> 01:23:25,766
[laughing]
1154
01:23:26,969 --> 01:23:29,103
No.
1155
01:23:29,105 --> 01:23:32,439
120/80.
1156
01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:35,275
Perfect!
1157
01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,748
- The pede looks perfect.
1158
01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:43,117
The last few prisoners
have just been attached
1159
01:23:43,119 --> 01:23:45,352
and although the wounds
are still fresh
1160
01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:47,988
you get the idea!
1161
01:23:47,990 --> 01:23:49,089
- Perfect!
1162
01:23:49,091 --> 01:23:51,091
[telephone ringing]
1163
01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:52,960
What?
1164
01:23:52,962 --> 01:23:55,496
- Sir, Governor Hughes
is on his way.
1165
01:23:55,498 --> 01:23:57,264
- Perfect!
1166
01:23:57,266 --> 01:24:00,501
We are ready for the cunt!
1167
01:24:05,274 --> 01:24:06,273
Dwight!
1168
01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:07,307
I repeat
1169
01:24:07,309 --> 01:24:10,277
you are really
1170
01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:12,579
the cunt!
1171
01:24:12,581 --> 01:24:14,982
Hello, sir.
1172
01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:45,846
- Why do you two assholes..
1173
01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:51,118
...look so pleased
with yourselves?
1174
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:54,922
The both of you
are fucking fired.
1175
01:24:54,924 --> 01:24:56,990
I should have done it years ago.
1176
01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:01,495
- All problems
are history, sir.
1177
01:25:01,497 --> 01:25:03,797
I took your advice.
1178
01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:06,433
I've learned
from your strong personality.
1179
01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:07,868
You are the ultimate leader.
1180
01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:10,003
You are my role model.
1181
01:25:10,005 --> 01:25:12,106
And now the prisoners
1182
01:25:12,108 --> 01:25:14,441
are like obedient slaves
1183
01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,610
begging for mercy.
1184
01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:19,580
I got them down on their knees.
1185
01:25:19,582 --> 01:25:23,117
Literally.
1186
01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:27,087
Your last visit inspired me
1187
01:25:27,089 --> 01:25:29,289
to such an extend
1188
01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:32,326
a brilliant idea!
1189
01:25:34,196 --> 01:25:36,363
I'll show you the result
1190
01:25:36,365 --> 01:25:39,333
that tells more
than a thousand words.
1191
01:25:40,436 --> 01:25:44,171
The last ones have
just been attached.
1192
01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:49,443
So it is show time.
1193
01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:51,945
- Attached?
1194
01:25:51,947 --> 01:25:53,914
Attached?
1195
01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:56,750
A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D, attached?
1196
01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:58,919
- Yes.
- What does that mean?
1197
01:26:00,923 --> 01:26:02,489
- Wait and see.
1198
01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:06,126
- You talk so much shit,
your ass must get jealous.
1199
01:26:06,128 --> 01:26:07,828
[laughing]
1200
01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:10,430
- Great, governor, I love that.
1201
01:26:30,619 --> 01:26:33,654
[dramatic music]
1202
01:26:37,793 --> 01:26:40,761
- What the hell is this?
1203
01:26:40,763 --> 01:26:42,763
[screams]
1204
01:26:42,765 --> 01:26:45,098
The black panther
1205
01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:48,435
made it to the lead!
1206
01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:50,604
This burger-killer is feeding
1207
01:26:50,606 --> 01:26:53,774
the whole humanitarian
system behind him.
1208
01:26:53,776 --> 01:26:55,275
Don't cry.
1209
01:26:55,277 --> 01:26:57,611
Tomorrow, you'll get
your hamburgers.
1210
01:26:57,613 --> 01:27:00,080
[laughs]
1211
01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:01,081
- Why?
1212
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:03,784
- Because he loves junk food.
1213
01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:05,018
- No, no, I don't mean that.
1214
01:27:05,020 --> 01:27:07,955
I mean, what..
1215
01:27:07,957 --> 01:27:09,356
What is this?
1216
01:27:11,293 --> 01:27:13,460
- Dwight..
1217
01:27:13,462 --> 01:27:16,029
...tell the governor my vision!
1218
01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:18,498
And this black whiner here
1219
01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:21,868
has to become a middle piece.
1220
01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:24,271
Fuck!
1221
01:27:24,273 --> 01:27:25,639
- Well, sir
1222
01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:29,309
more than 50 billion dollars
a year are spend on corrections.
1223
01:27:29,311 --> 01:27:32,446
Yet more than 4 in 10
offenders nationwide
1224
01:27:32,448 --> 01:27:35,582
return to prison within
three years of their release.
1225
01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:39,486
This, despite a massive
increase in state expenditure.
1226
01:27:40,522 --> 01:27:41,622
- Shit!
1227
01:27:41,624 --> 01:27:43,290
- But, not anymore.
1228
01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:46,293
This human-prison centipede
1229
01:27:46,295 --> 01:27:48,929
will reduce crime dramatically.
1230
01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:51,498
It will be
a deterrent to anyone
1231
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:54,268
considering a career in crime
1232
01:27:54,270 --> 01:27:56,470
and no more recidivism.
1233
01:27:56,472 --> 01:27:59,439
[grunting]
1234
01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:02,109
- Feed him!
1235
01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:04,811
Feed him!
1236
01:28:04,813 --> 01:28:08,248
Digestion in progress!
1237
01:28:09,752 --> 01:28:12,352
No, it's not halal
1238
01:28:12,354 --> 01:28:14,588
it's not kosher!
1239
01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,923
A Jew behind a Muslim
1240
01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:18,825
a Muslim behind a Jew!
1241
01:28:18,827 --> 01:28:22,696
A Republican behind a Mexican
1242
01:28:22,698 --> 01:28:25,832
a crip behind a blood.
1243
01:28:26,769 --> 01:28:29,036
"Peace on earth
1244
01:28:29,038 --> 01:28:31,972
good will to men."
1245
01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:34,141
- Oh, my God.
1246
01:28:37,546 --> 01:28:39,713
This is too much.
1247
01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:44,985
[grunting]
1248
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,367
Bill Boss..
1249
01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:02,135
...isn't that your secretary?
1250
01:29:02,137 --> 01:29:05,172
[groaning]
1251
01:29:07,276 --> 01:29:08,809
- Oh.
1252
01:29:08,811 --> 01:29:11,311
Yeah, uh, uh, yeah.
1253
01:29:11,313 --> 01:29:13,080
That's, uh..
1254
01:29:13,082 --> 01:29:16,416
...only a short, uh..
1255
01:29:16,418 --> 01:29:19,086
...gender-test!
1256
01:29:19,088 --> 01:29:21,121
Come on, sir!
1257
01:29:21,123 --> 01:29:24,157
[crying]
1258
01:29:29,832 --> 01:29:33,667
Dwight!
1259
01:29:33,669 --> 01:29:36,036
Tell our beloved governor
1260
01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:37,571
about the money savings!
1261
01:29:39,007 --> 01:29:42,142
- The savings would be
in the billions!
1262
01:29:42,144 --> 01:29:44,745
We can make savings
on prison staff
1263
01:29:44,747 --> 01:29:46,413
food and drinks.
1264
01:29:46,415 --> 01:29:49,416
On books and television,
housing.
1265
01:29:49,418 --> 01:29:51,952
Heck, we don't even
need fences no more.
1266
01:29:51,954 --> 01:29:53,920
- We can even save more money
1267
01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:56,590
if we attach them in a circle
1268
01:29:56,592 --> 01:29:58,825
like a perpetuum mobile.
1269
01:29:58,827 --> 01:30:01,094
Feces going round and round.
1270
01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:03,597
Food isn't needed anymore.
1271
01:30:03,599 --> 01:30:08,702
Only cheap liquid
and vitamin injections.
1272
01:30:08,704 --> 01:30:11,037
- And that money
could be spent on schools
1273
01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,472
and the hospitals
1274
01:30:12,474 --> 01:30:14,641
and nursing homes
1275
01:30:14,643 --> 01:30:16,610
and road improvements.
1276
01:30:16,612 --> 01:30:18,078
Whatever you want.
1277
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:21,581
And the tax payers,
they'll love you for it.
1278
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:24,551
[grunting]
1279
01:30:31,026 --> 01:30:34,795
- His anus is not very clean!
1280
01:30:34,797 --> 01:30:38,031
I want perfection
in my penitentiary!
1281
01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:41,968
Inmates shall feel well
and clean, understand?
1282
01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:44,805
Wipe it!
1283
01:30:44,807 --> 01:30:47,874
- I apologize.
- Oh, oh, oh.
1284
01:30:47,876 --> 01:30:49,209
- In the beginning
1285
01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:52,112
things are not always perfect.
1286
01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:53,647
Please follow me
1287
01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:56,783
for another interesting insight.
1288
01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,985
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
1289
01:31:02,691 --> 01:31:05,692
- Tat-ta-ta-ta-taa!
1290
01:31:10,699 --> 01:31:14,668
The human caterpillar!
1291
01:31:14,670 --> 01:31:17,838
For the lifetime convicts
1292
01:31:18,674 --> 01:31:21,942
and our friends on death row.
1293
01:31:21,944 --> 01:31:24,377
Now..
1294
01:31:24,379 --> 01:31:26,913
...is that a deterrent?
1295
01:31:39,127 --> 01:31:41,194
This man..
1296
01:31:41,196 --> 01:31:44,364
...has just
finished his sentence..
1297
01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:47,467
...and already checked out
1298
01:31:47,469 --> 01:31:49,369
of the centipede chain.
1299
01:31:49,371 --> 01:31:51,905
Ready to go home.
1300
01:31:55,444 --> 01:31:57,043
All what is left
1301
01:31:57,045 --> 01:31:59,746
are a few little scars
1302
01:31:59,748 --> 01:32:03,416
around his mouth and anus.
1303
01:32:03,418 --> 01:32:06,186
Another big advantage
1304
01:32:06,188 --> 01:32:09,356
because other people can see
1305
01:32:09,358 --> 01:32:11,358
by these little stigmas
1306
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,326
that he was integrated
1307
01:32:13,328 --> 01:32:16,096
in a prison centipede.
1308
01:32:16,098 --> 01:32:19,399
Another huge deterrent, right?
1309
01:32:22,104 --> 01:32:24,771
How are you doing?
1310
01:32:24,773 --> 01:32:27,774
[speaking in foreign language]
1311
01:32:41,256 --> 01:32:43,356
Good luck, my friend.
1312
01:32:46,995 --> 01:32:50,664
Stay clean!
1313
01:32:50,666 --> 01:32:54,534
You see?
It really works.
1314
01:32:55,971 --> 01:32:59,673
What do you think, sir?
1315
01:32:59,675 --> 01:33:01,875
- This..
1316
01:33:01,877 --> 01:33:04,210
...this is a violation
of human rights.
1317
01:33:04,212 --> 01:33:06,580
It's certainly
a violation of federal ethics!
1318
01:33:06,582 --> 01:33:08,748
Oh, God, I am fucked.
1319
01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:12,185
You insane freaks will get
the death penalty for this.
1320
01:33:14,423 --> 01:33:18,124
- Sir, you're dead right.
1321
01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:21,695
But in fact,
it was Mr. But..
1322
01:33:21,697 --> 01:33:23,930
- This is heights.
This is too much.
1323
01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,932
This is too much.
1324
01:33:29,171 --> 01:33:32,672
- You got the wrong man!
1325
01:33:34,509 --> 01:33:36,443
Fuck!
1326
01:33:36,445 --> 01:33:39,412
[dramatic music]
1327
01:34:00,469 --> 01:34:03,503
[music continues]
1328
01:34:23,358 --> 01:34:26,359
[music continues]
1329
01:34:46,848 --> 01:34:49,849
[music continues]
1330
01:34:52,821 --> 01:34:54,421
- Please, don't.
1331
01:34:54,423 --> 01:34:58,191
- What an epic
1332
01:34:58,193 --> 01:35:01,027
glorious moment, huh?
1333
01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:02,529
When do you think we can start
1334
01:35:02,531 --> 01:35:05,365
the national surgical campaign
1335
01:35:05,367 --> 01:35:08,234
'cause I am so fucking ready.
1336
01:35:11,006 --> 01:35:12,939
What is the matter?
1337
01:35:12,941 --> 01:35:15,909
[gunshot]
1338
01:35:19,147 --> 01:35:22,148
[dramatic music]
1339
01:35:27,789 --> 01:35:30,824
[groaning]
1340
01:35:42,370 --> 01:35:45,371
[dramatic music]
1341
01:35:48,510 --> 01:35:51,511
[gunshot]
1342
01:36:15,303 --> 01:36:18,338
[crying]
1343
01:36:25,247 --> 01:36:28,214
[dramatic music]
1344
01:36:46,168 --> 01:36:48,668
- Gentlemen..
1345
01:36:48,670 --> 01:36:52,205
...this is exactly
what America needs.
1346
01:36:54,943 --> 01:36:57,644
This may even
get me elected president.
1347
01:36:57,646 --> 01:36:58,678
You've convinced me.
1348
01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:01,080
It's genius.
1349
01:37:03,585 --> 01:37:06,820
Don't change a goddamn thing.
1350
01:37:06,822 --> 01:37:08,688
My pals in DC..
1351
01:37:08,690 --> 01:37:11,324
...they won't believe
their near-sighted eyeballs.
1352
01:37:11,326 --> 01:37:14,327
[laughing]
1353
01:37:20,202 --> 01:37:22,202
[instrumental music]
1354
01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:26,105
- Yep, my idea!
1355
01:37:26,107 --> 01:37:28,942
- You are..
1356
01:37:28,944 --> 01:37:31,911
...absolutely right, Dwight.
1357
01:37:35,450 --> 01:37:38,251
You're indeed a genius.
1358
01:37:38,253 --> 01:37:41,387
You came up with the idea.
1359
01:37:43,525 --> 01:37:46,159
You deserve every credit.
1360
01:37:47,929 --> 01:37:50,830
Give me a hug, Dwighty!
1361
01:37:50,832 --> 01:37:53,833
[instrumental music]
1362
01:38:06,915 --> 01:38:09,015
[gunshot]
1363
01:38:44,653 --> 01:38:47,654
[screaming]
1364
01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:26,492
[instrumental music]
1365
01:41:41,463 --> 01:41:44,497
[music continues]